Mammy says to me each day
Take your sister out to play
Then she ruins all our games
My friends all call me sissy
Daddy comes home after tea
But he doesn’t play with me
He picks her up on his knee
Says “how’s my little Missy” (says how’s his little Missy)
Singing singing ABC
Singing singing 123
Singing singing my little sister is annoying me
Every night she gets to climb
Into the bunk-bed over mine
We go to bed at the same time
She should be made go early
She doesn’t know her ABC
And she can only count to three
But they think she’s the bees-knees
Because her hair is curly (because her hair is curly)
Singing singing ABC
Singing singing 123
Singing singing my little sister is annoying me
If I am sick, she is too
She copies everything I do
When I pee or do a poo
She wants to do one with me
She gets a brand-new teddy bear
I get nothing, it’s not fair
All I did was pull her hair
She started it, she hit me (she started it she hit him)
Singing singing ABC
Singing singing 123
Singing singing my little sister is annoying me
Mammy, she started it!