My Little Sister Is Annoying Me

Mammy says to me each day

Take your sister out to play

Then she ruins all our games

My friends all call me sissy


Daddy comes home after tea

But he doesn’t play with me

He picks her up on his knee

Says “how’s my little Missy” (says how’s his little Missy)


Singing singing ABC

Singing singing 123

Singing singing my little sister is annoying me


Every night she gets to climb

Into the bunk-bed over mine

We go to bed at the same time

She should be made go early


She doesn’t know her ABC

And she can only count to three

But they think she’s the bees-knees

Because her hair is curly (because her hair is curly)


Singing singing ABC

Singing singing 123

Singing singing my little sister is annoying me


If I am sick, she is too

She copies everything I do

When I pee or do a poo

She wants to do one with me


She gets a brand-new teddy bear

I get nothing, it’s not fair

All I did was pull her hair

She started it, she hit me (she started it she hit him)


Singing singing ABC

Singing singing 123

Singing singing my little sister is annoying me


Mammy, she started it!